Friday, 11th November 2011 at 11:02
I want to start a group for people who are for equal rights, but who immediately dislike anyone when they read or overhear that they are for equal rights, because fuck off, why are you talking about equal rights at this sweaty party in an apartment that is 4 square feet large? Stop mentioning it on your facebook. And, we get it, everyone likes Bob Dylan. Stop talking about Bob Dylan.
I’m going to call it the I Don’t Want to Be Alive Anymore Group.